Spoke at an assembly this morning at Sherwood Forrest Elementary. Told the kids to Stay In School and Don't Do Charlie Sheen.
Vick renewed my contract. Now I gotta put up with a certain Jackass McIdiot and his round headed sidekick for another year.
Civilian Tip #32: Don't drink green beer at a mexican restaurant. It's not beer. And you shouldn't be there on St. Patrick's Day anyway.
"Don't Make Me Shoot You, Charlie Brown." #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
As Pat Benatar so aptly put it: "Love is a Battlefield". Suit Up and Good Luck out there tonight.