"14 years, £20 billion later and my team have finally finished building a Large Hadron Kaleidoscope." "You mean Collider?" "Oh shit!"
K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said £20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?
“@UberFacts: Women are better multitaskers than men.” Really? Tell your wife to sit down and shut up. Bet she can't do either!
Every element of my #Sciencemass calendar was made in a star except the chocolate in day 10 which was made in Belgium.