Imagine if Cameron came out and said "yep, thanks for voting - but we're staying in anyway. Have a good weekend." *mic drop, pick up cat*
Congrats to Olly Murs for being approximately 7,284 radio stations at once! Twitter feed full of selfies and videos. Successful radio tour!
"I'm not sure if I get bank holidays off work?" - a genuine question from my lovely girlfriend, who works for a bank.