The Image Of Beauty: a much sought after Holy Grail, by people who think that being more beautiful is equivalent to buying more stuff.
How Many People Have You Fired Today: a running joke that CEOs greet each other with at the golf club. Really.
Happiness: to feel it you must stop thinking of your fellow human beings as competitors for imaginary gains and successes.
Facebook: it is nothing more than a tool meant to keep everyone psychologically locked in their teenage dramas forever.
Apple: an overvalued corporation which makes its money by turning the consumer into the super-cult-consumer.