49 - Vardy and Kane got 49 goals between them in the premier league. Ones sitting on the bench, the other is taking corners. Utilised.
33-7 : Apparently the only thing more brittle than Jack Wilshere's ankles is the Australian batting line up. Glass.
6 - After six months of hiding, it's lovely to welcome Arsenal fans back to the internet. St Totteringham.
10,000 - John Terry has been clocked travelling at 10,000 miles an hour in an attempt to get to the drip doctors before they close. Nasri.