Reporter: “I just didn’t want to be a nuisance.” Asst Editor: “That’s a wonderful instinct to have as a human being but not as a reporter.”
News Director: “Are you on drugs?” Reporter: “You and I both know I don’t make enough money to have a drug problem.”
"If I worked anywhere else, just my search history would get me fired." #journalism
Reporter: "Standing by the printer is like being Cinderella; I'm just waiting for my prints to come."
Producer: I wonder how many Pokemon are in the newsroom right now? Editor: If they're here, we need them to work as reporters.