Elephant: "Why do you have boobs on your back?" - Camel: "Thats a stupid question coming from someone who has a penis on his face."
Some day, you'll be able to get married on the internet. Instead of saying I do, just click “I agree to these terms and conditions.”
I ♥ my name, I ♥ my looks, I ♥ my body, I ♥ my lyf, I ♥ my God
Be d girl dat everybody WANTS,not d girl dat everybody HAD!!