If parenthood was one of those choose your own adventure books, every ending would likely result in a mess, laundry or losing lots of money.
Me: What do we do if a lifeguard blows their whistle? 5yo: You get low when the whistle blows!*dances* Me:Time to change my Pandora Playlist
5yo tenderly touches my husband's face & says,"I love your beard, Dad." Next, turns to me, "I love your mustache too, Mom." #HallmarkMoment
A friend said she thinks she should buy her teen a chastity belt. I said try perming her bangs, that worked well for me when I was younger.