Thank god Kylie is finally 18; I was feeling like such a perv wondering who she's going to vote for.
I couldn't make it to Coachella this year so I'll just be dancing alone in that part of Forever 21 with all the lace and crop tops.
If Hillary was younger they'd say "she's gonna PMS and nuke everything!"; but because she's older, it's, "Grandma's dying!" Fuck this.
Dubai has a better airport than we do because we don't use SLAVES. #debatenight