Joe Moore~ The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute youre born and doesnt stop until you get up to speak in public.
The closest distance between two people is a good laugh. -Leo Bascalia
Jules Renard~ I dont know if God exists but it would be better for His reputation if He didnt.
Henri Frdric Amiel~ You desire to know the art of living my friend It is contained in one phrase make use of suffering.
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.