"Son, when I was your age we didn't have the Internet to find good music. We had to befriend the weirdest kid in school like God intended."
"I have a dream." - Shia Labeouf
"Hey look at this huge waste of time. Oh wait look over here at this other huge waste of time. Wait but--" -the Internet
How do I love thee? Let me run the algorithm.
FUN FACT: "Mr. Brexit" didn't know what Brexit was only 22 days before the EU referendum. independent.co.uk/news/world/ame… twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
PITCH: A reboot of the movie "Twins" starring Rhea Perlman and Maria Shriver.
@DanaSchwartzzz Spraying on his Axe Body Spray, Jake had to "axe" himself something deeper... Was he in love with his personal trainer?