I said "Knock Knock" and she said "Who's Their?" #AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
#Its2016AndWeStillDont know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
If you like it then you should put a lasso on it. #OldWestPickupLines
#WhyICouldNeverBeCanadian I don't like to be happy and I am afraid I would be too happy.