Do not body shame people in costume. Carnival is made for all sizes and shapes please #CarnivalGuide
Don't come to carnival to complain about all the soca being played on the roads. You won't find a FUNKY HOUSE float please #CarnivalGuide
Nottinghill is approaching. Be prepared for your TL to be filled with the "I'm not attending carnival" brigade
They probably had it already prepared, from a customer that cancelled their order BC it took to long
You don't see your Caribbean grandparent for a week. And they'll swear that you've either died or you've "dash dem weh"