Day1:1 ladoo per family Day2:Actually 2 ladoos per 3 families Day3:Not ladoos, sugar cubes Day4:Aap ladoo kha rahan hai, wahan border par...
Why is this Gandhi fellow burning his British clothes? If you're unhappy with British then don't use trains also, no? -ChetanBhagat in 1940.
I'm starting a new religion called Comedy and anytime anyone criticises my jokes, I'll get him arrested for hurting my religious feelings.
Gmail now has 'Undo Send' button. Earlier you had to manually go to recipient's house, ring the bell and kill him before he sees your mail.