Jeremy Clarkson is not a racist. He is a monumental bellend and many other things, but not a racist. I wouldn't work with one. #ThatIsAll
Reporters outside my house: if you're going to hang around on small streets with your car engines idling all day, don't buy a bloody diesel.
"I’m sorry that what ought to have been a small incident sorted out easily has turned into something big...
Now I have to write the eBay listing for my Ferrari." #unemployed