You know how some rappers brag about how much money they have? That's how I feel about how friendly my cat is.
Y'all ever be like, "Oh shit, eternity doesn't mean endless time, but in fact, no time. An escape from the fever dream of time's existence"?
Garth Brooks might vote republican but you know my man Chris Gaines votes democrat.
Tonight's episode of #enlisted involves a huge mechanical spider. If you don't want to watch that there's nothing else I can do for you.