Go to throw in a load of laundry and realize you left the last load in the washer. Three days ago. #KickInTheShins @HomeRunTags
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#IStoppedBeingHipWhen I started drinking sparkling water and snapping my fingers to a Doobie Brothers song.
Sometimes, a cat riding a burrito through the Milky Way is the only way to start the day.
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#IfICouldLeaveEarth I would travel to orions belt and pants him for a laugh