Jeff Sessions looks like a white supremacist elf on the shelf.
I think the big takeaway tonight is that Michelle Obama gets even more stunning with the passage of time. She is glowy and magical.
Alabama's only gay politician threatens to out all the AL politicians having affairs. ow.ly/I6hvD I can't wait! #familyvalues
THE FORCE AWAKENS sounds like some douchebag trying to tell me about his morning wood.