WAS THE GUARD A DOG??? twitter.com/AP/status/8921…
Me: Shirley Jackson would have been 100 today.
BF: Are you doing something to celebrate?
Me: I poisoned the sugar.
BF: You *might* be lying.
It's like everyone in my Twitter feed is standing on their desks yelling "O, Captain, my Captain" right now.
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor