When I say "im broke" I don't mean I have $0. I just mean I have responsibilities I have to handle first before spending on dumb shit.
*When her kid fell on the floor.*
Western moms : Oh dear! Are you okay?
Singaporean moms : See! Run lah. Run some more.
Son: Mom,why do the best people die?
Mom: My son,when you're in a garden which flowers do you like to pick?
Son: The most beautiful ones.