The @sampepper doctrine; If camouflaging sexual assault as a "prank" fails, then call it an "experiment." Yeah, that'll fool 'em. For sure.
In a parallel universe all of YouTube is laughing hysterically at the "Fake Hand Repeatedly Punches Sam Pepper in the Face" Prank video.
Nobody is allowed onstage without saying that they are excited. If you don't say “excited” a trapdoor opens and swallows you. #AppleEvent
If you love reading and/or writing at all, this is a great article. nybooks.com/articles/archi… It's especially great if you love Elmore Leonard