Turns out the suspicious package at #CircularQuay was actually Robert Allenby's story.
Now can we finally find out about Abbott's citizenship thingy? Is he a Pom or not? #LibSpill #Auspol
@Wil_Anderson if your toes are touching the carousel, your luggage comes out faster. Well known travel fact.
You catch Ebola from direct contact with body fluids. They better sort this Gold Coast thing before Schoolies kicks off.
@SETLISTSHOW @adelaide_fringe @AhirShah @comedyray @hornyhuntley he killed! Big time.
The Opening Night of #Bully is Wednesday March 25 and all the money from tickets sold will be donated by me to... fb.me/7aLUn3fWq
The Bachelorette but it's a crazy cat lady choosing a new cat from 15 cat hopefuls. (spoiler - she takes all the cats) #TheBacheloretteAU