@ValeeGrrl @KimmyMonte HUSBAND: I’m looking for an original English Tudor
WIFE: I would really love a modern house… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Slack went down so everyone started hammering the status page and now the status page is down. Where’s the status page for the status page?
@ValeeGrrl @KimmyMonte tbh in the real world the agent would probably follow up their silence with “have you considered divorce instead"
Tim Cook right now in Apple headquarters i.imgur.com/ndRQ6vO.jpg