“I wanted a flying car and all I got was a way for the entire planet to communicate instantly via massively powerful pocket computers.”
Chase Utley was put on this earth to turn Mets' fans into angry little Eric Cartmans
Both parties should sign a secret pact to confess to the American people after the next election that presidents don't affect oil prices
I'm still waiting for a single policy to be discussed in this republican response. Nothing even recycled.