The worst part about Pardew's dance is that you know he's practised it in the mirror this morning.
Ivanovic and Matic really shouldn't be playing for Chelsea any more. Both of them have been off the pace for 12 months.
11 wins out of 11 for Chelsea and nine clean sheets in 11. Conte is out-coaching all his rival managers right now.
Fabregas is becoming a bigger embarrassment for Arsene Wenger with every passing week