You couldn't kill this many people with a grenade and grenades are illegal. It's fucking time.
I swear, the key to a realistic TV show is characters who take their pills with water and say goodbye when they hang up. That's it.
This is everything. I love real journalism so much & hope all this mess brings an ironic grass roots return to vene… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
TONIGHT ON COMEDY CENTRAL: my fateful return to Drunk History! Where I tell the story, but ironically do not remember, the Alamo.