Swing states: Ohio, Colorado, Iowa, Nevada, New Hampshire, Virginia, Florida. If u know someone who lives there maybe it's time to talk #RNC
WITTELS: Foam Corner; Phish; really tight smart jokes delivered super dry; perfect grounded straight man; coined a fucking word #humblebrag!
Comedy Central is going to roast Justn Bieber. I guess the fish in a bucket weren't available.