When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. #fb
"Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched 'ninjas'. The computer told me 'ninjas cannot be found' Well played, ninjas, well played."
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. #FB
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. ♡