Seriously, @-ing people with your promo is a good way to get blocked and not at all a good way to get sales. Or an agent or editor.
This gutting of our democracy cannot go on. twitter.com/CNN/status/816…
Best thing you can do for an author you love besides buy their books - write reviews, tell your friends, boost the signal, spread the word!
Inspired by neighbor, who likes to spread gossip she's made up herself, I thought I'd come up with some of my own rumors about us and see what sticks: -She's got a bumper sticker on her car that says "Got Blood?" - clearly she must be a vampire. (Okay, guilty on that one, but the official term is daywalker, since sunlight doesn't burn me to a crisp. Oh, and I don't sparkle.) -He's got a skull mounted on the dashboard of his car, they must be satan-worshippers. (I'm a literary agent - do you really think I'd agree to a devil's bargain? I mean, seriously. I'd want to change so many things in that contract, we'd still be negotiating.) -She spent the night elsewhere for a whole week last month, sneaking back in the early morning. She must be having an affair. Or, wait, I like this one better, it was right around the full moon and she had to be locked up somewhere during the change, lest she go all fanged and feral. (I was staying with my grandmother who doesn't like to be alone at night while my parents were out of town, but sure, let's go with the werewolf thing.) -The yelling that comes out of there sometimes! I'm sure it must be a resurrection of the Hellfire Club. (Um, maybe you missed the part where we have a teenaged boy. Sometimes we even ask him to do things. That's when it gets hairy, just like a werewolf! It's all coming together!) Okay, choose one you like. Just remember you heard it here first. Or feel free to come up with your own theories. I can't wait!