Let me see how this turns out: It occurs to me that for each and every one of you on my friends list (well, those of you that Facebook actually decides are worthy of showing me in my stream based on some algorithm that is constantly eluding and frustrating most of us), I catch myself looking at your pictures, sharing jokes and news, as well as support during good and bad times, (also avoiding your quizzes, crying at the emotionally manipulative human interest stories you link me to, being creeped out by some of your inappropriate comments, and shaking my damn head at the weird games and memes you like to post). I am also (mostly) happy to have you among my friends (except for the weirdo creepers who I have had to block for sending me dick pics or requests for money wired directly to their account in Africa). We will see who will take the time to read this message until the end (because you have too much free time on your fucking hands). If... you appreciate your friends and family (and countless strangers who you have added as "friends")... from all over the world (and you can stand to read through this poorly written and improperly punctuated crap). I'm going to be watching to see who takes care of the friendship, just like me (because I also have too much free time on my fucking hands). Thank you all for being a part of my life. DON'T SHARE!! (You are totally going to copy and past this instead, and that's fine, cliffs were made to jump off of!) Once you respond, I will inbox you this post (No, I really won't. I don't have THAT much free time on my fucking hands!) for you to copy then paste on your wall so I can leave a word for you. So, if you read this, leave ONE WORD AS TO HOW FUCKING ANNOYING POSTS LIKE THIS ARE. Only ONE word. #yupstillabitch #anassholetoo #stillloveyouallthough #dontgetmad **** Edit: Just to be clear (for those of you who may not have seen this meme a bazillion times in your stream), the words in parentheses are all mine and the second to last sentence was edited by me (it used to say to tell how we met in one word), but all of the rest of it is copied directly from a meme that's been going around like gangbusters lately. And which is making my eyeballs bleed now. Clearly.
Commenting on your friends' posts instead of just "like"ing them is the new actually giving a shit.