Congratulations to Vladimir Putin for his victory in the US elections. #ElectionNight
I never supported the attack on Alderaan, just ask Sean Hannity. #debatenight
We ceased construction of the Death Star III. It's not needed anymore since you're quite capable of destroying yourselves. Happy New Year.
Mace Windu, one of the most over-rated Jedi in the Galaxy, doesn't know me but attacked me last night in my office.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…