Congratulations to Vladimir Putin for his victory in the US elections. #ElectionNight
Why would Yoda insult me by calling me "evil" when I would NEVER call him "little and green"? Oh well, I try so har… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
We will build the space station, we will make it great, the best, trust me, it's gonna be yuge, and we will. make. Alderaan. pay for it!
We ceased construction of the Death Star III. It's not needed anymore since you're quite capable of destroying yourselves. Happy New Year.