IMAGINE having the stones to say gay wedding cakes violate your sacred religious beliefs but Donald Trump sizing up 10-year-olds doesn't.
Oh, sure, Millennials APPROVE of Star Wars but don't want to SERVE in them. Hypocrites!
BREAKING: Trump demands "Aladdin" be immediately locked back inside the Disney Vault.
"I hear what you're saying, but also, bear in mind, I don't care if you die." -- The subtext of 95% of all Paul Ryan's public statements