Math question: if the guy in front of u is driving 15mph in a 30mph zone & u legally pass him & he flips you off -- how small is his penis?
I volunteered for Meals on Wheels. I saw the results: veterans, elderly & the infirm who couldn't go get food…got f… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
1. Finally started #GameOfThrones 2. Guy I like just got real dead 3. I need to be held 4. No one cares bc they're 40 eps past 5. Vodka.
I'm thinking the only person who truly loves United right now is the CEO of Pepsi.