Well, guys, it's not really Sunday unless you totally waste it and then feel really depressed around 8 pm.
My favorite time of year is when all the bugs start to die.
If your gf asks "who is she?" - don't lie bc there's a 100% chance your gf knows who she is, her address, and what color her room is painted
My life is a constant struggle between wanting to go out and have fun with people and simultaneously avoiding human contact at all costs.