Coffee might not solve your problems, but neither will anything else.
Not about this life. "In most of America, gun stores outnumber coffee shops": fastcodesign.com/3060966/infogr… by @ctrlzee via @FastCoDesign
I like my coffee like I like my soul: Black, with an effervescent mouthfeel, full body, and slight acidity.
If life hands you lemons, politely decline and proceed to order your morning coffee.