When a child says you're fat, you're probably fat. When a man says you're not, he's smart.
Based on recent interviews saying she's finally living her childhood, Miley Cyrus is roughly a year away from naming a child Blanket.
No, frying up your ejaculate does not count as making me breakfast.
This bathroom cleaner insisted I used it with proper ventilation. I've been in here 37 minutes and I'm still not high. Liars!!