Ah, so this is what it felt like to be in Gryffindor when Slytherin took over Hogwarts. #europeanelections
Man: you were good. You didn't talk about periods like other female comedians. Me: who? Name one Silence Me: maybe stop saying that Man: ok
For a week now all I've read about is Jeremy Clarkson and Kanye West. Guys, THE INTERNET IS NOT A SLYTHERIN NEWSLETTER.
In other news I've just bought two little mix albums on ITunes and I'm almost 31.