Ah, so this is what it felt like to be in Gryffindor when Slytherin took over Hogwarts. #europeanelections
Man: you were good. You didn't talk about periods like other female comedians. Me: who? Name one Silence Me: maybe stop saying that Man: ok
For a week now all I've read about is Jeremy Clarkson and Kanye West. Guys, THE INTERNET IS NOT A SLYTHERIN NEWSLETTER.
Twitter back then: Ooo we can see famous people's thoughts! Twitter now: SHUT UP FAMOUS PEOPLE. NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!