Today's high: 63 degrees
Today's low: Taking advantage of fear to push your racist agenda that goes against everything America stands for
Today's high: 78 degrees
Tonight's low: Donald Trump
San Francisco glossary:
cold = 65 degrees or under
warm = 68 degrees or over
summer = October
winter = July
happiness = burrito
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco" -Melania Trump
You say "rain"
I say "crying cause I miss Obama"
Today's high: everyone in San Francisco
Tonight's forecast: mostly rainy with a high chance of fighting the patriarchy