I'm a little worried since if The Foo Fighters are breaking up, who will protect us from the Foo?
30 years ago we were talking about how it takes a village. Now we just can't stop talking about the village idiot.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer yet we've still not moved forward with any serious attempt at reindeer regulations.
Almost tuned in to the show 'Wives With Knives' but reconsidered. No need to plant any ideas.
It's National Dress Up Your Pet Day, or as I like to refer to it: I didn't need all these fingers anyway.