Don't forget to make all your new year's resolutions passive-aggressive swipes at everyone else with no personal reflection on how you yourself could improve. I'm going with "stop hanging out with emotional vampires. Sometimes I can be too generous. 2015: more ME time".
Right-wing and left-wing loudmouths on social media were left disappointed this morning when it was discovered the man responsible for a Melbourne siege was neither a Muslim gunman or a white gunman. Serving no-one's narrative, either about Muslim violence or the media's hypocrisy when the gunman is white, the siege was never spoken about again.