Pistorius got bail? I slapped up a couple of lippy teenagers and got 10 days on remand! He smoked his GF with a shotgun? Gets Bail?? #mental
Pepe is a bigger nob than me on the pitch. (And that takes some doing) #ElClasico
If there is a God. If you do exist. Prove yourself. Take out either Chiles or Townsend with a stray bolt of lightening. The nation awaits.
Stay off the crack Phil... twitter.com/fizzer18/statu…