Dear #GeorgeCarlin, We are pleased to inform you that we have decreased the # of words you can't say on television from 7 to 4. RIP.
Gotta run out and grab some pussy. Anyone need anything while I'm gone? #NeverTrump
I pray that people stop talking about God and religion during political debates. #DemDebate
Dear Media, Thanks for the fabulous campaign coverage & fact checking! I hope your ratings spiked as much as hate crimes have since Tuesday.