President Obama is acting like a flight attendant trying not to freak out as the plane is going down. He should be acting like the captain.
Ghosts in New York be like "booo, I'm busy"... Ghosts in LA be like "booo, cast me in your mooovie"
Sending Ivanka on JetBlue is like sending Pence to Hamilton, what's the thing they want us not to be talking about? Oh Russia, right.
Rick Perry is about to win a daytime Emmy for "last person you want to see giving a press conference on Ebola"