Congrats to the Tory voters. You better hope you & your family never get sick, lose your job or suffer any kind of disability EVER. #GE2015
So if Italy win the next two games and every other team in the tournament is abducted by aliens we go through yeah? #EnglandvsUruguay
For those asking "When is International Men's day?" It's the other 364 days of the year. You're welcome.