Trump, for years: "Obama needs to release his birth certificate!" Trump, today: "They want me to release documents? The election is over!"
I never thought I'd live to see disagreement about what should be the proper number of Nazis in America. It's zero. The number is zero.
Even the Secret Service is like... "Sigh.. WE KNOW." twitter.com/SecretService/…
I never thought of it this way, but: Mars is populated entirely by robots.