My 2014 Resolutions: Find a Girlfriend - Share on Facebook Take really adorable PDA Selfies with GF- Share on Facebook Propose to GF in a super unique/adorable way that will bring tears to peoples eyes - Share viral video proposal on Facebook and obviously Upworthy Take engagement photos with extreme PDA (almost nakey) the only real way to show your love- Share on Facebook Get Fiancé pregnant to push up the wedding date and get married cuz it's the right thing to do and I'm a grown man. - Share extravagant wedding photos that include an elephant on Facebook Have the child -give it a faux hawk hair cut - and take photos of its every waking adorable moment. - Share on Facebook Make a sex tape that includes snippets of my best moments from 2014. - Share for $14.95 on Facebook Yea, 2014 is gonna be my year.
When I was 14 I didn't have a phone for Tyga to text me on. #timesdonechanged