Holy crap, the X Files in on tonight. What a time to be alive.
Saying "does it djent?" isn't funny and none of us ever utter those words.
The rock we live on has yet again made a full circle around an enormous ball of hydrogen and helium. Sick.
Dropping socks while you're carrying a load of laundry is such bullshit.
You make me wet #WorthItVMA — Here, have a towel. ask.fm/a/cg6b5o81
When I was a young boy, people told me any US citizen could become the President. I didn't think this is what they meant.