I am told West Ham United will be making "no comment" over Bruno de Carvalho's referring to the West Ham owners as the 'Dildo Brothers'.
How odd Bayern have sacked Ancelotti, from a job we were told was so easy that all of Pep's achievements there were rendered irrelevant.
This is the best I've seen Arsenal play since...the last time they battered Chelsea.
This Per Mertesacker display is the greatest argument I've ever seen that 'match fitness' doesn't exist. He's amazing!
Chelsea fans sing "Jose Mourinho", but he points instead at the players on the pitch, because he's not very interested in personal glory.