Kids these days have been made soft by not having to go to bed with Unsolved Mysteries whispering worldly terrors at them through the wall.
Did anyone happen to hit a save point near the end of 2015? I say we just go back and load it, we've clearly pooched this game.
I feel like Lars von Trier is the Uwe Boll of "serious" cinema. Gaudy and worthless but still has defenders who see more in him than exists.