Crest Toothpaste: We do our business in your mouth #BadBusinessSlogans
On math exams, most of my time was spent wondering why the hell Lisa bought 56 lemons, 47 apples, & 39 watermelons than answering questions.
Flo from Progressive Insurance goes to prison for insurance fraud #2016PopCulturePredictions
#IfSantaWasAMobster he'd tell you that grandma got ran over by a reindeer because she didn't pay up. Who wants to test Santa next?